ROAD FOOLS

Student.. Student...!!

Welcome to class Road Fools 101. We shall study the behavior of Road Fools . They are the most deadly creatures you can find - more dangerous then my neighbor’s irritating pet cat and ugly wife. They are separate to a few species of Road Fools.

Two Wheeler Speeding Road Fools
Natives call them “mat rempit”. They most likely end up as “mat kemek”. They are nocturnal in nature and transfer to normal human at day. If you are lucky you can spot them on their occasion hunting ground along stretches of long straight high way in the city. Have the ability to perform acrobatic dogfight with their counterparts . They hunt in pack of 2 or more. This is extremely dangerous to other vehicles on the road especially kancils.
Killer rate (to themselves) 95%
Killer rate (to others) 5% - only apply to kancils.

Four Wheeler speeding Road Fools
This species had evolved into varieties of genus’s. Let me list them down briefly

a) No signal RF: They shove left and right without indication. (Baby that time doctor might have slap wrongly on their head instead of backside)

b) F1 signal RF: Still need to explain ah?

c) Tail gating RF: No matter how fast they drive, someone is always in front of them and they cannot figure out why.

d) Body move, hand still RF: Instead of steering with hands, they use their body while cutting in and out of traffic and failed to yield other vehicles. All ways

Hairy Pot holes
It’s like a hole in you underwear. If don’t fixed it over the years - it grows bigger. If you patch the hole, it won’t last long either. Many accidents have been cause by it. My car got the first hand experience - suffered lots of alignment fix over the years. Some of the hell holes are so big that half a Proton Sage can fit in the hole. Hmm.. maybe can suggest government to dig bigger pot holes so that “mat rempit” can drive right inside. Once the hole is filled, we just place a layer of tarmac and that solve the problem. 1 hole kill 2 rempits :)

Later..

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