Pussy Cat Killer!

What did the kitten do to her? Even though the little creature always defecate poo in my garden, no one has no right to torture them

The old hag is pissed with such a cute pussy while “hers” have ugly wrinkles, rashes, infected with worms and smell like public toilet.

Iraqi prison’s kena torture by allied forces.
My wallet kena tortured by fuel prices.
Little brother kena tortured by pretty girls.
Now even kitten also kena tortured by old faggot?

But don’t be fooled. Animals are delicious and good to eat. Don’t let one incident influence you to become a vegetarian. In this world, you don’t eat people – people eat you. Understand?

Anything our hands can catch, its ok to be eaten but not for torture! Got difference one. You can come and let me eat and torture your pussy then you'll understand. Strictly for girls only. Guys can jump down the lake and die. PS: Prefferred 36-24-36, C++ cup.

Road Bully

It was another case of road bullying when a 24-year-old was attacked by a group of men after a minor accident

The man, in a car, had accidentally knocked a motorcycle, whose rider and his friends ganged up on the motorist and assaulted him

Lesson for today. Do not open car doors during an accident. If you are a motorcyclist then you are safe because bikes don’t have doors. Hehe.

Back to the news. Maybe the biker pretended to be in pain. The driver came down to help. Like a predator stalking its prey. Seven of his friends then quickly yield their weapons and beat up the driver (maybe the driver must be damn ugly. Motorist cannot tahan so must whack him). Anyway, Americans should hire our motorist to fight terrorist. No one can win them in urban warfare.

Ok. I’m not here to rant on what actually happen. My advise to the driver. Never ever get off the car during accident. Except in Federal Highway, its highly recommended you quickly open the door and climb over to the road dividers. I’ve seen cars piling up one after another just because of a car stalled on the road. People are just driving too fast in federal highway. Why ah everything also must fast. Drive fast, eat fast, change gf fast, salary used up fast but do work not fast.

Cars have 4 wheels. Bike have 2. Just drive off la. If they hit on your car while you speed away, just shove left and right. It’s a very useful technique. Need more info? Please Read “Road Fools” post. Drive fast and go to the nearest police station. If can’t find police station then go to hospital. At least if they whack you outside the hospital entrance, nurse can come and patch you up quickly. Got pretty nurse then even better.

Else, just buy a 4x4 wheel car. They are durable enough to ramp over motorcycles. Since its diesel – its cheap. You can race with the motorcyclist all the way to Penang. Their motorcycles sure run out of gas.

Petrol hike

Kanine! This petrol hike is not just. I know our petrol is still cheaper then many countries. Don’t think we don’t know. Government promise they will improve the public transport system. I doubt. I have been hearing this since I am 3 years old. Government says they make sure no parties would increase price of goods. Can they please go PJ food court and booked the “Che Cheong Fun” uncle for me? He increase the price by 20cents. What does a 30cents petrol hike going to affect “Che Cheong Fun” uncle? The gravy made of petrol ah?

Here every stretch of highway need to pay toll. Road tax also expensive. Car is even worst! My friends in States can buy a car with RM10.000. Here you can only by 3 motorbikes with RM10,000. Kancil also cost more.

Thailand, their highway got no toll. Highway lanes also got more then us. Yes, their city is very congested. That doesn’t mean KL is not. Same oni. They got more people living per sq feet ok! This includes the elephant, prostitute, birds and fried insects.

Cars also cheaper then us. Honda civic 1.5 only RM40,000. In Malaysia, you dream long long la for a RM40,000 Civic. Don’t dream ok? As long as AP and Proton exist.. your civic will cost x3 more then Thailand!

I hope PM is right this time. I am expecting to see improvement in public transport. I don’t wan to see repaint Park-May bus into Rapid KL. Output of exhaust is like Indonesia forest fire. JPPJ blind ah? Or they really thought is forest fire? Anyway, I don’t expect much either. The more you expected – more disappointment you get.

Don’t be a fool. Try look at the bright side. At the end of the day, our petrol and goods are still cheaper then Singapore. Hehehheeeee…

Pressure to do well in school.

18 yr old girl jump from third floor just because she flung her SPM. What is happening to our children? Why jump just because of SPM. Its not a smart thing to do and not a brave thing to show off. One should only jump if government ban smoking!

Wake up! Children now a days little bit of pressure also cannot take. Unlike my time. Test fail is like a norm. We all laugh about it. When I kena bully – I won’t jump. All I did is cry. (Some more is girl bully me) At least I am mature enough to know that life is precious.

Jumping won’t solve problems. Its unfair to your parents too. So many nights they tried to create you, months of pain for your mum and dirty poo’s ur parents have to wipe. All you can think off is jump?

If parents force you to get good results also you should not jump. Prove to them in your next SPM (hehe). If parents hit you with cane, let them hit la. Jumping off building is more painful.

Who doesn’t have stress? Stress is a motivation that urges oneself to perform better next time. Commit suicide won’t solve problems. If can, all my colleagues already jump down from 1st floor of this building but they figure out later medication fee is more expensive so they keep quiet and work.

Wish the girl survive and learn a lesson that no one can help her except herself.

ROAD FOOLS

Student.. Student...!!

Welcome to class Road Fools 101. We shall study the behavior of Road Fools . They are the most deadly creatures you can find - more dangerous then my neighbor’s irritating pet cat and ugly wife. They are separate to a few species of Road Fools.

Two Wheeler Speeding Road Fools
Natives call them “mat rempit”. They most likely end up as “mat kemek”. They are nocturnal in nature and transfer to normal human at day. If you are lucky you can spot them on their occasion hunting ground along stretches of long straight high way in the city. Have the ability to perform acrobatic dogfight with their counterparts . They hunt in pack of 2 or more. This is extremely dangerous to other vehicles on the road especially kancils.
Killer rate (to themselves) 95%
Killer rate (to others) 5% - only apply to kancils.

Four Wheeler speeding Road Fools
This species had evolved into varieties of genus’s. Let me list them down briefly

a) No signal RF: They shove left and right without indication. (Baby that time doctor might have slap wrongly on their head instead of backside)

b) F1 signal RF: Still need to explain ah?

c) Tail gating RF: No matter how fast they drive, someone is always in front of them and they cannot figure out why.

d) Body move, hand still RF: Instead of steering with hands, they use their body while cutting in and out of traffic and failed to yield other vehicles. All ways

Hairy Pot holes
It’s like a hole in you underwear. If don’t fixed it over the years - it grows bigger. If you patch the hole, it won’t last long either. Many accidents have been cause by it. My car got the first hand experience - suffered lots of alignment fix over the years. Some of the hell holes are so big that half a Proton Sage can fit in the hole. Hmm.. maybe can suggest government to dig bigger pot holes so that “mat rempit” can drive right inside. Once the hole is filled, we just place a layer of tarmac and that solve the problem. 1 hole kill 2 rempits :)

Later..

Foolilicious

First Encounter

Greetings! Have you been a fool? Seen a fool in action? This world is full of them. Don't you ever wish they would cross the road and plunge into pot holes? Eat rice – choke to death. They should all go jump into the lake and die? Cannot also, later lake overflow and Subang Jaya will be flooded.

What is a Fool?
-One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.
-One who acts unwisely on a given occasion: I was a fool to have quit my job.
-One who has been tricked or made to appear ridiculous; a dupe: They made a fool of me by pretending I had won. (dictionary.com)

Come to think of it. It’s fun to have them. Without fools, life is boring. These shabby fellars make us look smart and wise.

We shall discuss and study more about these fools with scientific evidence and real life story. Ok fools, I got to go now.

Regards,
Foolster.