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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Holigans of UPM



Cast overview:

... Gollum aka Gollum
... JB Bigfoot the Real
... Kitchen chair owner (self proclaim)
... Sauron the Blur
... The Emotional Man


Details: http://blog.limkitsiang.com/?p=612
Video : http://www.merdekareview.com/movie_show.php?sid=2

Tagline: Jangan gasak! Jangan gasak!

Plot Outline: This clip was taken in UPM. From the videos you can see a group of Malay higher education student who enjoy playing football trying to impress girls by sholving shoes at a MALAYSIAN Chinese student.

What really happen? From Malaysia kini.
Students Progressive Front (SPF) member Wong Chai Yi said the incident occurred on Monday when five members of her group set up a ‘help counter’ at 6.30pm at a hostel to provide information on their activities to new undergraduates and offer advice to those with problems.

Wong told malaysiakini that about 40 students – led by the council president – surrounded her group members and scolded them harshly for setting up the counter when the SPF is not a registered group.

“He told us to leave within 10 minutes, saying he did not want any trouble, but we refused to go. They surrounded us and removed our brochures, tables and chairs, and our belongings, to force us to leave,” she said.

“While doing so, they shouted at us and pushed us out of the way. A security guard witnessed this – instead of stopping them, he joined them in pushing us.”

So what is the fuss?
Just because of not a registered group they can act like wild man hunting, shouting and performing ritual acts?

Critics:
Quote from Lim Kit Siang's blog
"Nik Mustapha’s claim that the faces in the videoclip were not clear is most preposterous and proof that the UPM Vice Chancellor is totally unfit and incompetent to do what is right in conducting a full and fair investigation..
(details: http://blog.limkitsiang.com/?p=612 )

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Poor thing

When Ziraffe eat too much Mc Donalds

Magic Gopher explained

Try !!!

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf










Explaination:
When you have a 2 digit number then add them together and then subtract the new number from the orignal; you get multiplication table of 9x


Eg:
40 - (4 + 0) = 0
19 - (1 + 9) = 9
23 - (2+3) = 18
41 - (4 + 1) = 36
...

You can see the partern of a 9x multiplication table. Now go back to the game. See the symbol and take note of the numbers 0, 9 , 18, 27, 36, 45. They are all the same.
:)

Some great answers

DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you

run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked

lady, I'll turn into stone........

A part of me is getting hard already!



NAMES OF WIVES

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll

3rd wife.....china doll

2nd wife.....barbie doll

1st wife..... panadol !



HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while

thinking a name of his

country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...



RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because

every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas

women only get 1 banana,

2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!



ARAB MAN

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

'Your name pls.'?

"Abdul Aziz "

"Sex? "

"Six times a week!! "

"No, no, I mean male or female! "

"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"



SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.

Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and

sometimes you have to be

satisfied with self-service"



HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?

Daughter on the cover of cosmo.

Son on the cover of sports illustrated.

Mistress on the cover of playboy

and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"



SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY

section.



GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u

can tell a woman to take

off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.



DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll

rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."

Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the

chair accordingly."



VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted

her tombstone to read :

BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "



OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - why???

Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything

Cake house in Japan


Thursday, July 13, 2006

British and Malaysia - actual fact

In actual fact, Malaysians are being conned because for such a rich and resource rich country, the pay in Malaysia is way too low compared to the cost of living and inflation.

One good example is Singapore.Singaporeans (average) earns around S$3000 to S$4000 and nearly everything is half the price of Malaysia. Eg clothes, computer parts, electronics etc.But the average Malaysian still earns M$2000 plus and goods are double the price of Singapore.
This is the same as the UK. If you earn around 2000 pounds, you can liken this to the person earning RM$2000 in Malaysia. I give you some examples below. Maybe you can understand.

1) Good terrace house
It is more or less the same. If you want a house in KL, it would most probably be in Puchong and not Damansara Heights. So your house would be RM$200,000. In UK, you can get a decent new house in Zone 6 (still within the tube) for 200,000 pounds. If non London, you can get a nice house also for less than 200,000 pounds outside London.

The same also applies to buying a house in Seremban, Kajang etc. You can buy a nice house for RM200,000 below.

So buying a house is the same for the local and the Malaysian. Renting a place is the same too or maybe cheaper than in Malaysia (I am not sure of this). A 2-bedroom flat in London is about 750 pounds (Zone 2).500 pounds outside Zone 6 but still able to commute to London. A 2-bedroom house in Nottingham is 450 to 500 pounds. A 3-bedroom house in Belfast is about 300 pounds.

2) A car
A good Wira is RM$55,000. Most Malaysians have to take 7-year loans and be in debt all the time. If you are earning RM$2000 a month, you take nearly 3 years saving the RM$2000 with not eating at all just to buy a Wira.

In UK, the average local earns about 2000 pounds. He saves 3 months, he can buy outright a good Ford Fiesta or a Vauxhall Corsa without being in debt.

If buying a second hand car, even better. A 1990 Mercedes 190E cost 500 pounds. My 1996 Mercedes E220 cost 2000 pounds. My friend just gave me his 1989 Honda Accord (Auto) for free because he said he could only get 30 pounds for it.

I used it for a few months and decided to give it of for free too. That alone speaks for itself.
Even if you are kuli or an office boy, you still can drive a Mercedes or a BM. Yes, kuli's and office boy's get paid quite well.

Average temp/office boy in London can earn about 7 to 10 pounds and hour. Overtime is 1.5 times or double. A brick-layer can earn 20 pounds an hour.The same Indon who lays bricks in Malaysia earns RM$50 for the whole day.

Before I became a doctor, I used to be an office boy and I earned near 300 pounds a week working about 70 hours a week. My makan was 30 pounds a week. My rent was 70 pounds a week for a room but I still drove a BMW back then. I bought the 10-year old BMW 3 Series car for 200 pounds. Amazing how an office boy can drive a safe and luxurious car.

3) Petrol.
For a UK person earning 2000 pounds, 80 pence a litre/gallon is cheaper than RM$1.62 paid in Malaysia. If you don't convert, it is like paying 80 sen a litre in Malaysia

4) Shopping
20 pounds (which is 1% of 2000 pounds) can buy you 1 week's worth of groceries in Tesco. RM$100 (which is 10% of RM$2000) can also buy you 1 week's worth of groceries in Giant or Carrefour.

5) Utility Bills (This is what I pay in UK)
1. Virtually non-stop heating the whole day only 20 pounds a month.(Only 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)
2. Electricity, I use my electricity maximum only 20 pounds a month.(Only 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)
3. My water bill also comes to about 20 pounds a month (Only 1% of the2000 pounds earned)
4. My internet – I get 2Mbps for about 25 pounds (Bulldog DSL)(Also slightly above 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)
5. Astro Equivalent (NTL cable or Sky) – 30 pounds per month(Also slightly above 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

In Malaysia, this is what I used to pay1. Tenaga Bill comes to RM$200 to RM300 a month with 3 air-cons. This is more than 10% of the RM$2000 earned)
2. Water (Puas) comes to RM$40(This is about 2% of the RM$2000 earned)
3. Astro RM$100 (if you take Chinese package)(This is about 5% of the RM$2000 you earn)
4. Internet Streamyx 512K RM 88 per month(This is about 5% of RM2000 you earn)

6) Books
A good book is about 10 to 15 pounds in the UK. This is less than 1% of the 2000 pounds you earn. In Malaysia, you have to spend RM$75 to RM$100 for a decent book in MPH or Kinokuniya in KLCC. This is about 5% of the RM$2000 ringgit you earn.

7) Education.
I think it is about RM$20,000 per year to do a degree in Sunway Monash and about RM$12,000 per year to send your kid toUM, UKM, USM etc. I am not sure about this.
But in UK, it is only 3000 pounds a year to send your kid to a great university. That also, the white man still makes a lot of noise because the grants were taken away. Previously, it was virtually free for theEnglish man to send his kid to university but now, since the grant was taken away, he has to spend 3000 pounds per year to send his kid to university and less money to get drunk in the pub.

Well, if you are earning RM$2000 ringgit, sending your kid to UM to study is quite difficult. If you are earning 2000 pounds per month, you can easily send you kid to university in the UK.
Even worse for the poor non bumi's not given a place in local university.Even if they can afford, they won't get a place because of the quota system. Unfortunately, the Chinaman and the Indian who gets 5A's inSTPM have to be sacrificed and not given a place to let the Malay fellow with 2E's and 3 Fail's to enter the Medical Faculty or Law Faculty.
So the non-bumi's have to save RM100,000 per yearto send their kid to the UK. In the UK, at least the white man still can go into university based on results and merit and only pay 3000 pounds per year.

8) Luxuries
Panasonic Plasma TV in Malaysia about RM20,000.If you are earning RM$2000 a month, memang mahal! You have to save 2 years your monthly salary to buy it. In UK, the same Panasonic ironically,Panasonic plasma is made in Japan and Japan is close to Malaysia, so the plasma should be cheaper in Malaysia) is only 2000 pounds. And this is only 10% of the 2000 pounds earned.

9) Health
NHS is free. Though the service is slow, quality is still there. You still can get a top quality by-pass for free although you may have to wait many months. In Malaysia, IJN charges RM$30,000. SJMC charges RM$50,000. GH is free but as many people know, GH and UH have clown doctors. For example doctors who wear tudung and use a pen to touch the patient because scared of "dosa").

10) Assessments to local councils
I may pay high council tax but at least my council assures my streets are clean and safe, got no holes (pot holes) on my roads, and they jump and attend to me whenever I call them. When I stayed in Malaysia, I paid my assessment and quite rent but MPSJ (I lived in Subang) told me to "podah" whenever I asked them to come and fill up the pot holes, cut the long lalang, put street lighting etc.The councils, especially MPPJ and MPSJ, were more interested in eatingnasi lemak and going for 10 teh tariks in a day during office hours and hardly did anything for their residents.

11) Income Tax
My national insurance and income tax also is not wasted. When I was unemployed in 1997, the government via social security paid for my 2-bedroom flat for one whole year and I was given about 100 pounds per week for me and my wife to live on. I am happy to know that one day if I lose my job, I can still claim social security and get my apartment paid and food to eat again for free. It is a good security to know.

Jonathan, the list goes on. Here alone you can see, the sterling you earn goes a long way in the UK. So your quality of life is far better in the UK than a Malaysian in Malaysia. It is just that Malaysians are just too content with what they have. But you compare apple for apple.

The British just love to complain. They have it made but still they love to complain. Nothing is good enough for the British.The government gives the citizens so much but they still seem to want more and more

Saturday, July 08, 2006

The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks


#10 - Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.




# 9 Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop




# 8 Wake or Curse . You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don't wake up quickly enough it will curse you.




# 7 High Tech . This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.



# 6 Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.



# 5 Chicken and Egg Problem - The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.




# 4 GI Joe . You will wake to the sound of your commander's wake up call. Don't mess with it.


# 3 Floating Around - Will float around the room until you'll catch it.





# 2 Kaboom - This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it's ultra loud sound level.




# 1 Hide and Seek - The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you're doomed.

Liquid nitrogen leak


What do you think could happen to a motorist stuck in a jam and decide to rest his hands on this truck? Frozen iceman?

What would happen if leaking becomes enormous? We can go ice skating at lunch hour?

ROACHES IN RICE


Lucky enough not to chew this small fellar. Found this in my fried thai rice. Too bad, if this is America or UK, I would instantly become a millionair after this incident. As for now, I only got a mild stomach pain and still have to pay for my food.

Monday, July 03, 2006

What is Obstructive Sleep Apnoea?

What is Obstructive Sleep Apnoea?

OBSTRUCTIVE Sleep Apnoea is a medical condition characterised by intermittent obstruction of the respiratory passages during sleep.

When a person with this condition falls asleep, his throat muscles relax to the point where the windpipe closes up. Hence, making it difficult, if not impossible, for him to breathe.

As the patient gasps for air, he typically produces a loud snort, along with movements of the whole body. These movements open up the throat muscles, allowing air to enter the lungs.

“It can be quite frightening for the onlooker to see the patient thrashing on the bed,” said Professor Dr Liam Chong Kin, a consultant in respiratory medicine.

Once normal breathing is restored, the person continues to sleep, only to repeat the cycle over and over again. Since these OSA episodes occur hundreds of times a night, it results in restless sleep.

Dr Liam said there are basically five stages of sleep: stage 1, 2, 3, 4, and REM or rapid eye movement sleep.

During stage 1-4 of sleep, our brain waves slow down until we switch to REM sleep. At this point, there is rapid and irregular breathing and eye movements as we go into the dream state.

A healthy individual aged 30 or thereabouts would normally go through four cycles of these five stages of sleep during the night.

Dr Liam said the problem is people with OSA get very little stage 3, stage 4 and REM sleep, which are very important for the body to recharge.

“If we don’t get enough stage 3, stage 4 and REM sleep, we do not feel refreshed the next day.
“Because the patient’s sleep is disrupted hundreds of times, it’s almost as if he has not slept at all. Life is miserable for people with severe OSA.”

From:
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/Sunday/Focus/20060702151142/Article/index_html

3D Space Shuttle - Optical illusion

Cool optical illusion!

Japan supporter in World Cup

Question and Answer

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Re! sult declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time"

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

A candle loses nothing if it is used to light another one

Some time ago, at the Seattle Olympics, nine athletes, all mentally or physically challenged, were standing on the start line for the 100 m race.

The gun fired and the race began. Not everyone was running, but everyone wanted to participate and win.


They ran in threes, a boy tripped and fell, did a few somersaults and started crying.
The other eight heard him crying.
They slowed down and looked behind them.
They stopped and came back… All of them…


A girl with Down’s Syndrome sat down next to him, hugged him and asked, “Feeling better now?”Then, all nine walked shoulder to shoulder to the finish line.


The whole crowd stood up and applauded. And the applause lasted a very long time…


People who witnessed this still talk about it.
Why?


Because deep down inside us, we all know that the most important thing in life is much more than winning for ourselves.


The most important thing in this life is to help others to win. Even if that means slowing down and changing our own race.


If you send this email, perhaps we will succeed in changing our heart, perhaps someone else’s heart, as well…


"A candle loses nothing if it is used to light another one.”

Happiness is a voyage, not a destination.

We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby, then another.

Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enough, and that all will be well when they are older.

Then we are frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. Surely we’ll be happier when they grow out of the teen years.

We tell ourselves our life will be better when our spouse gets his/her act together, when we have a nicer car, when we can take a vacation, when we finally retire.

The truth is that there is no better time to be happy than right now.
If not, then when?
Your life will always be full of challenges. It is better to admit as much and to decide to be happy in spite of it all.


Happiness is a voyage, not a destination.

There is no better time to be happy than… NOW!
Live and enjoy the moment.

-Author unknown

Now, think and try to answer these questions:
1 – Name the 5 richest people in the world.
2 – Name the last 5 Miss Universe winners.
3 – Name the last 10 Nobel Prize winners.
4 – Name the last 10 winners of the Best Actor Oscar


Can’t do it? Rather difficult, isn’t it?
Don’t worry, nobody remembers that.
Applause dies away!
Trophies gather dust!
Winners are soon forgotten.


Now answer these questions:
1 – Name 3 teachers who contributed to your education.
2 – Name 3 friends who helped you in your hour of need.
3 – Think of a few people who made you feel special.
4 – Name 5 people that you like to spend time with.


More manageable? It’s easier, isn’t it?
The people who mean something to your life are not rated “the best”, don’t have the most money, haven’t won the greatest prizes…
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by.

Subject: Fw: GIRLS BEWARE--Indonesian Devils are in

GIRLS BEWARE -- INDONESIAN DEVILS ARE IN


Girls be very careful. Guys, forward to your girlfriend. Husbands, forward to your wife....!!! Indonesian gangs rapes any females - BEWARE !!! These creatures that look like human called Indonesians are now raping 8 years old girl....!!! Please set up an alarm system in your house...!!! The money is not worth saving....!!! It will be too late for all you know. These Indonesians would rape any females ranging from 1 year old to as old as 90 years old.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.


KUALA LUMPUR :

Police have mounted an inter-state manhunt for a notorious gang which robbed a couple before raping their eight-year-old daughter in their Kepong home on Monday. They believe the same gang is also behind Tuesday's incident where a 31-year-old housewife was gang raped by five men in front of her husband at a house in Kelana Jaya after relieving them off RM30,000 in cash and valuables. In the first incident on Monday, three knife-wielding men broke into house in Bukit Maluri, Kepong, at 2.30am and held up the family. The robbers, who entered from the back door, then threatened the couple and their three children before tying them and ransacking the house.

Several minutes later, two of the robbers took the couple's eldest daughter to a room and allegedly raped her. The gang then fled after 40 minutes with about RM5,000 in cash and valuables.

City police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Meor Chek Hussin Mahayuddin said police had also beefed-up patrols in the area. They are liaising with their counterparts in Negri Sembilan where the gang is believed to be also operating.


p/s. I suppose it serves as a warning to ppl working late...... esp gals...... don't work too late and be alone in shady places..... take care........

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Bird's Wedding

GANGSTA'S PARADISE -TV SMITH's

Way back in October 2004, according to the Menteri Besar of Perils, ex gangsters and village bullies may be roped in to beef up the municipal council's enforcement unit. Dismayed by the lax enforcement from existing personnel, the tiny state is turning to tattoos and scars. If the "Kongsi, Kongsi Gelap" initiative is successful, stalwarts of the underworld may soon be employed at the national level…

http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/051104_gangsta.html

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Today I received an email containing photos and a video clip of Chinese St. John school girl fighting. Reason of the fight is not know. Apparently, they gang up on another girl and kept asking her question in mandarin. "Did you say?", "Har?", "What did you say?"

What is wrong with kids nowadays? They are most probably Form3 girls. Guys behind the camera only stand and watch. Useless bunch of guys.

Hope this post would make everyone realized what our kids are doing when parents are not around. This is very real and it happened. Welcome to the new century...

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